Hi there, welcome to another episode of Smoken, Token, and Joken. On this episode, Scott, Matt and Kenny are joined by Randy for an unprecedented 3rd time. They discussed the following topics: Randy’s fear of being bitten by a toilet snake; Kenny’s impression of Spanish Vin Diesel; seeing bands at gay clubs; b-side to “Closing Time”; breakfast at any time; men shopping at maternity stores; how Scott would dress if he picked his own clothes; piss stories; roller derby; a post-90s band; Kenny’s rap about ripping his pants; making money hustling at darts; Scott discusses the “chicken or egg” question; ruling the world and choosing continents/countries and a whole lot more.
ST&J 19 – Prequel to a Sequel
Hello, welcome to another episode of Smoken, Token, and Joken. On this latest edition, Scott, Matt and Kenny discuss the following topics: cereal; stories about peeing; kidney stones; Scott’s court attire as a lawyer; why porn stars become lawyers; pimping; military draft/joining the Air Force; being a sniper; aggressive advertising; boats/musical pirates; signs in braille; more Vin Diesel talk; order of Star Wars movies; Carolina Panthers/NFL; football is cute; butt touching; Mexican soccer players kissing; Spanish commentating in football vs. soccer; Scott’s band and more.
ST&J 18 – Your Mom’s a Taco
Hi there, welcome to another installment of Smoken, Token, and Joken. On this week’s podcast, Scott, Matt and Kenny discuss the following topics: surfing; taco trucks; multiple stories involving shit; Matt is profiled by the police; a competition to see who is the best ST&J lawyer; holding in a piss/shit; junkie bucks; parachute pants; McDonald’s; Uber driver Matt and much more.
***If player doesn’t work, here is the direct link: https://archive.org/details/STJ18YourMomsATaco
ST&J 17 – Butt Physics
Hello, welcome to Episode 17 of Smoken, Token, and Joken. On this latest episode, Scott, Matt and Kenny discussed the following topics: caffeine addiction; Leonardo DiCaprio; Matt explains the show template for House; glassblowing; FIFA; accents; Wumbology; reading as a kid; Scott realizes he’s an adult; Kenny takes it and puts it in; Matt stitches up a friend; common sense dance; a TV show about doctors being faithful to their spouses; Matt meets a Mexican unicorn; British tea time; Scott’s filthy room; birdinarians; fantasy football; Stephen King is past it and much more.
ST&J 16 – Robot Cancer
Hello, welcome to episode 16 of Smoken, Token, and Joken. On this Matt-less installment, Scott and Kenny are joined by special guest host Randy once again and discussed the following topics: Futurama is sad; corrected vision; the Tri-Jerk; a TV show about a doctor with x-ray vision; Simpsons did it; farts; glory holes; Scott’s impression of Vin Diesel; porn parody names; Felony Fights; dances learned in school; r/spacedicks and more.
ST&J 15 – Double The Business
Hello, welcome to another installment of Smoken, Token, and Joken. On this episode, hosts Scott, Matt and Kenny discussed the following topics: comparing zombies and vampires; Bollywood; Scott choking out a past roommate; Power Hour; losing your front teeth at the same time; Kario Mart; Matt’s race from Raleigh to Atlantic Beach; taxes on drugs; “Old School” at ECU; slamming assholes; uses for a vial of AIDS; Scott repeats “shampoo repeating” and a whole lot more.
ST&J 14 – #FreeTheNipple
Hi there, welcome to another fresh episode of Smoken, Token, and Joken. After a month layoff, Scott, Matt and Kenny are back and they discussed the following topics: picking a fingerless friend’s nose; fighting bears; shampoo repeating; The Beatles; Matt the stripper; building a beer can wall; inventing a nipple-revealing shirt; freestyle rapping from all 3 hosts; Kenny saves a life on the soccer pitch; The Dick Dialogues; tripping stories; getting hit in the balls and a lot more.
ST&J 13 – Best Of (Volume 1)
Hello, welcome to another episode of Smoken, Token, and Joken. Time finally caught up to the boys so this week will be a “best of” show. On this podcast, we delve into the archives and selected the following topics: Kenny’s nicknames; Thumb Plunging; Tamika Johnson; War Animals; Kenny’s Eagles; Funny Accents; Kenny’s Wedding Story; Buying A Person’s Life; Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; Strumpet Style – The Dance.
ST&J 12 – Strumpet Style
Welcome to Episode 12 of Smoken, Token, and Joken. Scott, Matt and Kenny are joined this week by guest Phillip as they discuss the following topics: becoming too old for pop culture; Keanu Reeves; pirating movies/TV shows; Matt’s roofie experience; Kenny’s new dance; being a king’s taste tester; what to watch on TV while eating and lots more.
ST&J 11 – Haters Gonna Hate, But Turtles Gotta Eat
Hi, this is Episode 11 of Smoken, Token, and Joken. On this latest episode Scott, Matt and Kenny discuss the following topics: buying another person’s life; an army of Cliffords; transcendental tennis; Scott’s hidden work bathroom; living in The Truman Show; Disney dubstep; Matt walking the Atlantic coastline; dick tattoos; Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; the urban Southern accent and more.
ST&J 10 – If The Words Rhyme, It’s True Every Time
Hello, welcome to Episode 10 of Smoken, Token, and Joken. On this latest episode Scott, Matt and Kenny discuss the following topics: mad scientists; Insane Clown Posse / Juggalos; Matt’s squatter friend in Greenville; multiple plots for a future ST&J movie; smoking weed in movies/TV shows; Betting on Farts: The Most Dangerous Game; Kenny explains the plot of Cheech & Chong: Nice Dreams; Trey Parker & Matt Stone; Aquaman is the worst; Matt shaking a hand with missing fingers and much more.
ST&J 9 – Strumpet, M.D.
Welcome to Episode 9 of Smoken, Token, and Joken. On this week’s episode, Scott, Matt and Kenny discuss the following topics: fighting 16-year olds; uses for Solo cups; 3D movies; ghosts; Labor Day weekend plans; driver’s license eligibility; acid; heating a pool with magnets; Europeans’ disbelief of things in American culture and much more.
ST&J 8 – The People Is America
Hello, I’m Carter Buckley, and welcome to another exhilarating episode of Smoken, Token, and Joken. On this week’s episode, we join Scott, Matt and Kenny as they discuss topics such as watching sex online vs. in-person; nightlife in Jerusalem; Pokémon; an epic Kenny story that took place after Scott’s wedding; moonwalking dolphins; trading territory with Canada and Mexico; reverse osmosis and a whole lot more.
ST&J 7 – Robot Shapeshifting Sex Monkeys
Hi there, welcome to the latest edition of Smoken, Token, and Joken. On this Matt-less installment, Scott and Kenny G are joined by guest star Mike as they discuss the following topics: Scott’s wedding/honeymoon; Christmas present wishes in August; men’s rights; Rocket League; a reality show called Dutch Oven Island; Mike learns about horacha, has a taste test….and of course, robot shapeshifting sex monkeys.
ST&J 6 – Every Game Is A Race
Another week, another episode of Smoken, Token, and Joken. The guys discuss riveting topics such as what type of animal they’d like to ride into war; a musical about Kenny; how Santa cuts his labor costs; why Matt isn’t a hit at parties; Scott tells a bar story and deconstructs the knock-knock joke; an introduction to the Crunk Core music genre; Kenny’s lack of historical knowledge and much, much more.
ST&J 5 – Broken Rainbows (featuring Randy)
We have some good news and some bad news about this episode. The good news – we have our friend Randy come on, but unfortunately we had some technical difficulties and had to cut some parts out. In this episode we explore bacon hands, our buttchugging experiences, mixtapes, and how Scott is a nerd. Unfortunately we had to cut out some primo stuff which you will never hear, but if you stay past the end, you’ll get a snippet of some of it, and why it needed to be cut due to the audio.
And remember kids: no glove, no love.
ST&J 4 – Mastery of the Italian Accent
Hey! It’s Smoken, Token, and Joken episode 4! Wow! In this episode our very cool hosts: Scotty Blazejewski, Kenny G, and Matt talk about… various things. Again. Go figure. We learn that Matt knows multiple words, and Scott masters the Italian accent.
Sit back. Relax. Plug in. Get something to eat. Enjoy.
ST&J 3 – Tamika Johnson
Unfortunately, I am feeling under the weather, so this description isn’t as sexy as it usually is. This is episode 3, Tamika Johnson, of Smoken, Token, and Joken. Among the things we discuss is Kenny’s digital love affair that ends in heartbreak. As most love affairs do. Sit back, plug in, relax, and enjoy.
ST&J 2 – Thumb Plunging
I really wish I could remember more of what the hell happens in this episode. Alas, I can’t. Oh well. Why don’t we sit back, plug in, relax, and find out together what happens in Smoken, Token, and Joken episode 2 – Thumb Plunging.
ST&J 1 – Dick Bitters
Welcome to Smoken, Token, and Joken episode 1 – Dick Bitters. Your hosts Scotty Blazejewksi, Kenny G, and Matt take you on a ride through the cosmos with free form conversation to the highest degree. We will discover such areas as the burgerdog, partying with Jesus, and we find out that Kenny doesn’t know what S&M is. Plus much much more. Sit down. Plug in. Relax. Get hyped.
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ST&J 0.3 – Pool Full of Gold
Welcome to Smoken, Token, and Joken episode 0 part 3, Pool Full of Gold. ST&J is a free form conversation between hosts, Scotty Blazejewksi, Matt, and Kenny G, that has no rhyme or reason. In this episode we discuss whether we’d rather have a pool full of swimmable gold, or a pool full of soccer balls. I know what you’re thinking, and 2/3 of the hosts agree with you. This episode also contains an embarrassingly horrendous freestyle battle in which the only winner was you before you listened to this episode. Sit tight, open your earholes, and good luck. Welcome to Battleworld.
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ST&J 0.2 – Fictional Pirates
Welcome to Smoken, Token, and Joken episode 0 part 2, a free form conversation taken to the highest of degrees. During this episode our hosts discuss important topics such as somewhat fictional creatures of foreign lands, plastic metal, rocking hard at Guitar Hero, passionate… negotiations, and how you probably shouldn’t hit any woman. Especially if she’s mute.
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ST&J 0.1 – The Keg Fell Off the Bus
Welcome to episode 0 part 1,the very first “episode” of Smoken, Token, and Joken on the Horacha Channel. We recorded for 2 and a half hours on the night we recorded this, so we decided to divide episode 0 into 3 parts. This is the first part. The format of our show is a free form conversation between three friends, Scott Blazejewski, Matt, and Kenny G. There is no real telling of where the conversation might lead to. Sit back, relax your earholes, and enjoy. We’ll see you on the other side… also known as next week for Episode 0.2 – Fictional Pirates.
In the meantime, we have a twitter and instagram. Just visit @HorachaChannel.
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